GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND SHE IS SO TALL
GOT HIGH HEELS AND A UGLY ASS MOM
DONT EVEN MENTION HER DAD
HE IS OK WITH THE KKK
BIG GUN STUFFED IN THE HAY HAY HAY
HE IS NOT SHOOTING BLANKS

HEY HEY
DONT SET ME OFF
IM GONNA GET MY BOYS TODAY
GRANDMA TOOK THEM ON THE ROAD
THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY
LIGHT ME UP THAT CIGARETTE
IM GONNA FIT ONE IN YOUR FACE
WEVE GOT NO PLUMBING
BUT A GOOD RIFLE ON THE PORCH

WHITE TRASH JOE IN THE TRAILER PARK
GOT A BIG GUN AND WENT TOO FAR
PUT HIS DAD IN A JAR
I DONT WANNA BE LIKE DEAD BEAT JOE
JUST WANNA BE AN AVERAGE JOE
ITS AMAZING ITS AMAZING

HEY HEY
DONT SET ME OFF
IM GONNA GET MY BOYS TODAY
GRANDMA TOOK THEM ON THE ROAD
THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY
LIGHT ME UP THAT CIGARETTE
IM GONNA FIT ONE IN YOUR FACE
WEVE GOT NO PLUMBING
BUT A GOOD RIFLE ON THE PORCH